Coding

The process of screaming at a computer monitor for hours until realizing that the problem was a missing semi-colon or comma

"Oh don't mind the screaming, he's just coding"

by Dynamo0602 May 15, 2020

cat coding

Coding a program or trying to fix a bug by using all combinations from a finite amount of options instead of thinking through the solution.

Person A: I have a bug in my code. I don't get it I have VarA, VarB
Person B: One of them should be negative.
Person A: Okay, I'll debug it.
Person B: just cat code it, run it with negative VarA and again with negative VarB till you get the right answer. Cat coding is faster.

by CatCoder November 20, 2013

piano coding

Programming (coding) with such proficiency and efficiency that the code almost writes itself. The code flows from your fingers like your first language. From a distance with music playing it may appear as if you are playing a piano.

Piano coding this project like a boss!

by Ronique Wright June 25, 2016

queer coding

Queer-coding is a term used to say that characters were given traits/behaviors to suggest they are not heterosexual/cisgender, without the character being outright confirmed to have a queer identity.

Queer coding is used in media when a character is given traits or behaviors that suggest their queerness without any outright confirmation.

by onionwings March 23, 2021

tard coddling

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.

I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.

by Max Pivo February 27, 2009

codingasm

an explosive discharge of intense excitement and elation at the moment your code has finally compiled/been debugged after working at it for a long period of time; akin to the feeling of an orgasm during sexual activity

I had a codingasm last night when the function I was writing in Python finally worked!

by twong808 March 29, 2012

hai-coding

The act of coding at the speed of light.

You are finished creating that webpage already! What were you hai-coding!?!

by MysteryCBGuy April 13, 2012