cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007

coctopus

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).

"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.

I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.

by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017

Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.

Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!

by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008

cactapus

1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.

Ahh! Watch out for that huge cactapus!

Wow, thanks for warning me. It almost ate me alive.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

cactapus

When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.

"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.

by booyah kid January 7, 2006

Cocktapus

a Cocktobulon with eight testicles

"Ohhhhh my cocktapus hurts"

by Bobby Joe October 1, 2003