1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.

1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!

Cocktopussy by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009

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cockpussypenis

Nigger i hate that big dumb nigger hes stealing our cotton again jayton whip his ass again if you might!!

fucking coon get back here!!

get that nigga cockpussypenis ass back here coonslave

cockpussypenis by cockandpenisballs August 30, 2022

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Cactopussy

When a girl has a hairy vagina, and it is in the between stage where the hair is very prickly. A catopussy shares many characteristics with both the cactus and the pussy (a slang term for vagina), hence the name cactopussy.

I was going to hook up with that girl, but then i realized that she had a cactopussy.

Damn, that girl has one nasty cactopussy.

Cactopussy by joshfromnewyork March 8, 2010

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Crocopuss

A term of endearment for ones partner, pet or close friend. A representation of the cute duckbillness of a Platypus and the snappy, short fused Croc. Referring to someone using this term shows your appreciation for an odd looking, unpredictable yet lovable creature.

Pass the salt Crocopuss

Crocopuss by DizzieCroc November 23, 2021

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