Cockwartz

Jumped in for a nine and three quater

I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

cockhustler

someone who may be a cockjockey,and loves to bounce(on a penis) without the addition of a saddle. Also see Murgay for a description of a human that might follow through with this word.

damn you cockhuslter stole my corn

by mr.love June 2, 2003

Cockwhistler

One (male or female, inexplicable species) which devours a penis (cock) in a seven dwarf's or gym teacher-esque type fashion, reminiscent to that of whistling or blowing a whistle.

Random Frat Brother #1
"Hey, Tyler, man was that football game exquisit or what, bro? I was so wasted from all that Bud Light, totally hardcore."

Random Frat Brother #2
"Sure was, Guy. You're such a cockwhistler, now come whistle on this below average to infantile sized cock."

by Dr. Genious with an O August 25, 2008

cockquest

The amount of men a girl has slept with.

girl 1: If you had to say, what is the total of your cockquest?
Girl 2: about 5 or 6

by missym December 14, 2014

Bockwurst

A synonym for Germans. Mostly used by Swiss people.

My boss is a Bockwurst

by redromulus October 4, 2019

cockquest

Refers to the collection of women a man has had sex with, i.e has 'conquered' with his cock. The term does imply a sense of pride and achievement from the male's point of view, similar in many ways to a military conquest, hence the term.

A: This guy is so annoying, he never stops talking about his cockquests.
B: Hey dude, I think we've heard enough about your cockquest list.
C: OK, I'll shut up, but first you have to tell me how long your cockquest lists are...
A & B: F*"K O#F!
C: I think I'll just right a book about my cockquests...

by georgeloy September 9, 2010

cockworth hop

the process of jumping and jumping again to fake the spectacle of flight

man1: my word how ever did you get here before me in my jag
man2: why i did the cockworth hop my boy made great time
Man1: i wish i could do that but i cant get the time ing right
Man2: indeed it is tricky

by frogcloset November 21, 2005