Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.

Cockmongler

by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

Cocktales

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktagenarian

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

cockrangler

One who rangles a cock

Shut up cockrangler

by seski October 5, 2003

CockMangler

A person who completely destroys a penis. This person is an evil sexmachine and usually a femdom.

The Femdom master was also a cockmangler, destroying her sex partners penis.

by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006

cocktangular

adj. something in the shape of, or resembling, a penis.

The island of Manhattan, Florida, and a beer bottle are all cocktangular.

by Joe Neely December 28, 2005

Cockdongle

1. A descriptive word used to vent an ill opinion of someone or something

2. A word used when attempting to express a sudden sharp pain such a stubbing one's toe.

3. Can also be combined with other curses for example; Twatdongle or maybe even shitdongle.

1. Danny is a right cockdongle!

2. *stubbs toe on doorframe* COCKDONGLE!!

by RossRame April 22, 2017