Cockpumper

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

CockPump

A felatious female's mouth

This bitch gave me head last night, and man was she a great cockpump!

by Billy7729 February 10, 2007

cockbump

how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.

however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.

Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"

Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"

by free_run July 22, 2009

cockslurper

One who performs oral sex upon men with great vigor. One who fellates loudly and messily, usually involving excess amounts of saliva or other bodily fluids.

Chris Young is a cockslurper of the highest magnitude for going down on that entire rugby team.

by Ryan Cano IV, esq. November 28, 2007

Cocktemplating

Thorough consideration of a decision using your genitals instead of your brain.

Are you Cocktemplating taking her home tonight.

by VinniTheKabbage July 16, 2015

cocksthma

Difficulty breathing symptomatic of prolonged oral exposure to the male organ.

Example Sentence A: While overjoyed at Shane’s safe return from the front the previous evening, Shelly gasped as she reluctantly phoned her employer, seeking the day off due to another severe case of cocksthma.

Example Sentence B: Is Courtney Cocksthma favorite actor?

by 77B Dalton August 18, 2019

Cockadumptios

Cock is dumptious

Mmmmm cockadumptios

by Cockadumptios June 19, 2020