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Cockhammer

Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed

This lecture is such a Cockhammer

John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
by Upthemeds October 30, 2009
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cockslapper

1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.
1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.
by Benjamin Arashtanzenbaum December 25, 2003
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cockslayer

one (particularly a homosexual one) who satisfies penice to climax in a very aggressive way.
I never heard of a cockslayer (Sean Monahan) who didn't take manjuice in the face!
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Cockhammer

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009
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Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.
Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.
by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011
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cockslayer

girl: damn your a cockslayer
boy:thanks NOW EAT IT
by and idiot whos gay October 7, 2018
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Cockslapper

Pimpslaprickey x Cockslinger ship
"Cockslapper is my OTP!"
"Cockslapper is the cutest couple on Tumblr, period."
"Cockslapper is couple goals." "Brooo, Cockslapper is sooo toxic..." "No, actually they are dark romance." "Yeah, that makes them toxic..."
by E.M.O.means:EatMeOut February 12, 2026
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