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cockage

a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"
It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!
by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004
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Cocksaddle

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.
by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010
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cocksalt

When you shoot your load across a mirror and let it dry and then line it up with a razor blade for your friends to snort...
That was a Fat line of Cocksalt you just did!
by shubacca2 March 25, 2017
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cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011
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Cockaganda

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.
Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
by Coocootrain July 17, 2009
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cockage

Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.
Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage
by Wildthing February 18, 2013
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cocktagon

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.
Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.
by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016
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