cockrider

Your mom when she rides her tight wet pussy on my hard throbbing cock all night long.

Johnny, your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why??

Because she's a fucking slutty cockrider.

by bob April 25, 2003

Cockromise

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, but she doesn't, so she gives you a blowjob or handjob instead.

Like compromise, but involving sex.

Hun, since you don't want to have sex tonight, can we agree to cockromise?

by The Cockmeister November 20, 2017

Cockriders

A person or persons that fanboy a specific media, person, or other.

These cockriders really love kojima’s to death.

by Wannabe Asian man March 5, 2018

Cockriders

A person or persons that fanboy a specific media, person, or other.

These cockriders really love kojima’s to death.

by Wannabe Asian man May 9, 2018

Cockoisseur

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018

Cockride

When a dude fucks his chic really hard straight in the twat. Usually performed in cowgirl position so that the cock will completely penetrate the twat and reach the clitoris.

Jeana. Oh you gave me such a good cockride this morning. Oh! My clit is so sore!
Me. Yeah having a massive dick will cause that. Sorry babe.
Jeana. It’s ok but tonight you might have to fuck my asshole.

by Biden is a dick April 1, 2021

Cockrisma

When you are attracted to a woman and don't know why or what is attracting you to her.

"I have to have her, but I can't explain why?"

"Because she has cockrisma . It chrisma for your cock"

by DaMan1969 December 1, 2023