cock push ups

Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!

"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"

by Glenn Williams June 1, 2004

Cock push ups

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up

"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"

by jimmy slone May 27, 2004

Cockbush

To stealthily entrap a friend/stranger/relative(?) in a situation whereby you antagonise them over a virtual medium (text, social network, etc.) until they decide to confront you due to frustration and/or the sake of theatrics; in accordance with their response the baiter then surprises the unsuspecting baitee with their emancipated genitalia.

The subsequent reaction to this unabashed exposure on the baitee's part may be subject to a time-delay, depending on the level of tension previously generated before the 'cockbush'.

"My housemate was totes baiting me for a cockbush! He well and truly flashed his dongle in my direction; how sullying."

"Beware that alleyway - cockbushers are known to target those inexperienced in the ways of cockbushing..."

"I cockbushed a total stranger, ergo my prison sentence."

by Phallus in a Pumpkin Patch September 17, 2013

cockpussypenis

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by cockandpenisballs August 30, 2022