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Swinging cocklocker 

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

cockjockery 

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
cockjockery by bone July 20, 2004

Floppy Titty Cocknocker 

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

cocknocker 

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker
"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"
cocknocker by Don February 12, 2004

cocksuckery

man, that shit was so fine, he must have gone to the New York Institute of Cocksuckery.
cocksuckery by Anonymous February 5, 2003

cockrocker 

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.
Shut up cockrocker
cockrocker by spencer February 1, 2003