Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

cockgoblin

Term used for some who acts the fool.

Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.

Term used for someone acting like a bitch.

"You're a fucking cockgoblin dude."

"Cockgoblin narc bitch."

by Shane Mac. December 20, 2004

Cockgoblin

Someone who consumes massive amounts of penis.

There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own

Have you seen that Cockgoblin Chris?

by King Guerilla October 4, 2008

Cockwombling

Loosing heavily in a game of fifa that you may as well be a cockwomble.

Leo - another 5-0 win for me.
Kristoph - yea this has been such a cockwombling

by Frendlee December 20, 2018

Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler

Some one who not only sucks cock but fondles your balls

Colten is such a cock gobbling ball juggler

by crazy9 September 14, 2009

Cockwobblingthunderclap

When a guy is spooning naked with his partner as the big spoon, and his partner lets rip a massive fart.

Bloody hell Linda...that was a real cockwobblingthunderclap!

by Forgetful8 April 20, 2018

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020