cockass

1.) term of disparragement. an insult. essentially derived from calling someone a cock and an asshole. Therefore, cockass.
(note: created by Jack Black of Tenacious D on the track "Inward Singing." He creates during a tirade against KG. )

Dude, I slept with your mom. I'm sorry.

You're a fucking cockass.

by RodrigoT April 16, 2007

Fucking Cockass

Word used as an insult towards another individual.Originated from Jack Black.

Fred - Hey bill did you get me some of those Cheese Munchies?
Bill - No man sorry i forgot
Fred - You Fucking Cockass!

by Linearvermin owns the world September 4, 2008

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

by danielle April 13, 2007

cockless

Vitale.. One who admits to having no genitals. No cock to be seen. Small guy whos proud of it.

Cockless.. to lack a cock. or lack a functioning one.

by Autum January 16, 2008

cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 8, 2003

Cockeysville Middle School

The jail you attend for 3 years and then leave, "LAX" kids run the school, and ghetto is the way to go. Ugly lockers 6 inches wide that don't work 50% of the time. If you have money your wardrobe consists of lax short and tops, and if you don't its time to break your parents bank. Unacceptable to own anything without a logo on it. And it your not in you never will be. Full of after school clubs that no one will join.

"What are you doing this weekend",
"mall, game, another game, mall"
"Me to"

Good'ol Cockeysville Middle School

by Mrs.KevinJonas1032 October 21, 2008