cockchain

1) A derogatory term for one's significant other.

2) A chain which one hangs from a Prince Albert piercing.

3) A row of dudes.

1) She is totally my cockchain.

2) Check the bling on my cockchain.

3) Have you seen the cockchain on that cockchain.

by LicensesToStone January 7, 2009

cockhand

An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.

"Shut up you cockhand!"

by Vincent Pirez May 18, 2006

Cockhand

1. The hand that you use to give a hand job.

2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with

cock
wank

Good thing that bitch opened my brew for me - I might have hurt my COCKHAND.

or.....

My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.

by Redbeaver December 14, 2004

cockhand syndrome

Cockhand Syndrome or CHS is a syndrome in which a female must have a cock in her hand whenever there is one present

Look at her grab it she definitly has Cockhand Syndrome

by 73fenix July 29, 2017

Cockchamp

The ring of fire around one's asshole.

Jared: Ah Yashas, I am having a cockchamp right now

by DjBanana22 February 4, 2021

Cockchafer

An unsightly guy at a swimming pool with far too tight speedos, in clearly noticeable pain, but thinking the chicks are digging him.

Maybe things could have worked out, but I'm a keen swimmer at the local pool and he was a cockchafer

by mledwards34 June 22, 2011

cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005