cockbooger

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.

"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."

by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.

"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

cockbiter

Very unlikeable person.

That guy is such a cockbiter.

by Rob Sovar August 12, 2003

cocktober

The month of October, as renamed by the Spice Channel, xtube, and various other porn resources.

See all your favorites sucking and fucking every day, $35 an hour, only for the month of Cocktober.

by Julia Murney July 3, 2007

Cocktoberfest

A party where men outnumber the women

John - Hey Tom, how was the party last night?
Tom - It sucked man, it was a fucking Cocktoberfest.

by Ryan_Palmer July 13, 2007

Cockbone

What appears in your penis after rubbing it, having it rubbed, etc.

I looked over at Gringo and saw his cockbone sticking straight out.

by snasty January 23, 2009

cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.

"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"

by jsd9632 October 22, 2011