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cockwater 

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.
Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?
cockwater by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010

cockwater 

A super shitty player in a game, specifically overwatch.
Tart you're fucking cockwater bro
cockwater by greevesmar September 12, 2021

cockwater 

A very shitty player in a video game, specifically overwatch.
Tart you're fucking cockwater bro
cockwater by greevesmar September 12, 2021

cocktater 

1. Refers to the taters that compliment your man-meat. They're essential for a full and balanced diet. Just like steak and potatoes or meat and veggies. Except this deals with genitalia.
2. A derogatory term for any douche bag or cock-juggling-thundercunt. Use excessively and without discretion.
1. Man... your girlfriend really likes sucking on my cocktaters.

Nope, we're all out of tater-tots but I have a pair of cocktaters for you.

2. Stop being such a cocktater.
cocktater by Jimmeny April 11, 2008

Cocktater 

Guy 1:oh shit bruh I gotta hella stanky cocktater
Guy2: lemme get a sniff
God in heaven: tf y’all niggas doin?!
Cocktater by J4X0 November 13, 2020