cockswatch

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.

Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.

by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004

cockwatch

A ho (biotch) places a shiny watch on the male's penis as a part of foreplay. The male may play guitar to add ambience to the situation.

Stephanie cockwatched Paul.

by Paul Cropptis April 23, 2006

Cockwatcher

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.

Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.

by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022

Cockwatcher

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"

Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher

by BenLofM August 11, 2008

Cackwatch

Skinny for clockwatch... usually consulted when a hot female walks by. Sometimes people like to show off their cackwatches in public.

1. Mmm... damn bro what time you got on the cackwatch?
Hmm it's 5 'o Cock (She's a five).

2. Say girl, check out ma cackwatching watch cack watcher...

by Booloo April 30, 2005

cockmatch

It’s something you say when you match words, phrases, thoughts or actions at the same time.

Friend: this is my new roommate, Joe
Me and my friend: Joe mama
Us : COCKMATCH!!!

by Joemamaaaaaa June 29, 2023