cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure

alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation

by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009

cock blocker

A Guy/Girl Who Always Annoy's You While In The Process Of gettin With A Chick Or Gettin Her #

Dav Cock Blocks to much

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

cock blocker

A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.

'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'

by The Definition King August 19, 2007

cock blocker

A male not allowing another male get some...( hitting a home run)

Ex:

Lana: hey Clark, wanna come over my house today?

Clark: sure

Lex: dude,you can't go. We have B-ball practice today.

Clark: oh yeah that's right.

*moments later after Lana leaves*

Clark: Lex what's your problem?....you're such a COCK BLOCKER!

by D.L.R. 91 March 1, 2008

cock blocker

Cock is another word for penis & normally when you 'block' something you are either stopping something, or preventing something from happening. the term is normally used when you a preventing someone from having sex.

mike..."i am so fuck off right now"

mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"

by duttyriddem July 19, 2010

cock blocker

someone who literally blocks a cock.

some guy rips off his own cock and then tries to shoot it in the basket. His friend then blocks it from going in.

"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"

by waterboy141 September 4, 2009

cock blocker

a person who truly stops at nothing to prevent another (usually a male) from getting any type of burn.

when sean saw that mahsul was getting too much burn he initiated the cock blocker 3000 (a.k.a Max) who then approched Mahsul and asked him for the hw... while he got it from his bag max began talking to the girl.... max then left with mahsuls hw, his girl, and his dignity.... the encounter ended with mahsul calling max a cock blocker.

by Firekrotch October 11, 2007