The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.
My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.
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by Senor Cardgage March 19, 2004
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Condolations:
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
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by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018
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*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person
"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
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- Typical Religious Person
"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person
by MrChristopher November 5, 2014
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Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.
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