Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

Cobwebbed

When your walking through ally ways normally when there's bushes on one side and you get a line of cobweb in your face and you then have to rub your face to get it off.

Dude I just got Cobwebbed!

Ha Ha I'm behind so I'm OK.

by Demonitrax September 1, 2010

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

cobwebbed it

To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.

To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.

I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off

by Runner muck February 5, 2014

Cobwebbing

When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance

Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing

by Leftfoot12 March 27, 2009

stepans cobwebs

Slang term meaning semen

Wow she got stepans cobwebs all over her face

by Amazon.com/cobwebs September 11, 2018

cobwebs

When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.

Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.

by desert fox December 28, 2005