Coast Guard Academy

1) According to most Americans, it does not exist. Sort of like Area 51.
2) Founded in 1876, it actually resides in New London, Connecticut (which means most Americans might as well be right). The Academy is a four-year military-college-ish environment that ostensibly educates and trains young Coast Guard officers.
2) Academy graduates are lovingly referred to by OCS graduates as "Academy Pukes."

1)
USCGA Cadet: I go to the Coast Guard Academy
American Citizen: What's the Coast Guard Academy? Are you in the Navy/Air Force?
2)
USCGA Cadet: The mission of the United States Coast Guard Academy is to graduate young men and women with sound bodies, stout hearts, and alert minds...
3)
OCSGRAD1: Hey, man did you get your billet on the Diligence?
OCSGRAD2: NO! Some Academy Puke got it first.

by YBB April 23, 2006

Coast Guard

The oldest sea-going branch of the military and most unknown. Under the Department of Homeland Security, the Coast Guard's main mission is the safety of personnel and property at sea. 98% of Coast Guard assests are comprised of hand-me-downs from the Navy.

NAVY SAILOR: "Damn, a Coastie took my wife."

NAVY CHIEF: "Ya, the Coast Guard does that."

by uscggm07 January 1, 2009

coast guard

Those who police the police.

Lisa: If you're the police, who will police the police?

Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard.

by propensity May 25, 2004

Coast of the flu

When you're right on the edge of a sickness like the flu, and can feel the symptoms coming on.

"Man, I just know I'm at the coast of the flu."

by Certainly not Dave October 19, 2018

Coast Starlight

A route on Amtrak, Seattle to Los Angeles via Portland, Eugene, Sacramento, Emeryville, Oakland, San Jose, San Luis Obispo, and Santa Barbara. Southbound (Seattle to Los Angeles) is train number 11, northbound (Los Angeles to Seattle) is train number 14. Travel time is approximately 36 hours each way.

Train 11 Coast Starlight stops at Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia-Lacey, Centralia, Kelso-Longview, Vancouver, Portland, Salem, Albany, Eugene, Chemult, Klamath Falls, Dunsmuir, Redding, Chico, Sacramento, Davis, Martinez, Emeryville, Oakland, San Jose, Salinas, Paso Robles, San Luis Obispo, Santa Barbara, Oxnard, Simi Valley, Van Nuys, and Los Angeles.

by SociopathicDuck December 24, 2018

Coast to Coast AM

A radio program originally started for discussing the supernatural and uncommon sciences by Artbell. Artbell quit and the program went through limbo with many different hosts until George Nooray started hosting it. Artbell now hosts on weekends.

George- Today we'll be talking with so and so about such and such for the first half of the show. Then we'll have open lines the rest of the night.

by Mitchio December 18, 2004

Coast Guarding

Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.

Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...

by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012