coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014

coagulicious

How a dog would describe the flavor of a used tampon that he has just eaten.

Why the hell would your dog eat a tampon? - because he finds them coagulicious

by dmas10 July 6, 2006

coagulated

tyhe word that means stuff

you are coagualted leave me alone!!

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated

coagulation is when......

you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

congulation

"Congratulations" but spelled better. It turns out I have been spelling it this way for my entire life. But I can't admit to my own mistakes, so IT'S A WORD NOW OKAY

Congulations, you just got your christmas present!

by EnderallyGolem December 22, 2022

coagulation

The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.

If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

by NotoriousE.D. December 9, 2007