monkey catsup

the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.

Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup

by scrammers May 31, 2007

catsup

Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!

AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:

SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."

ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."

SAD GIRL LEAVES.

ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"

by Jack Bozdog July 2, 2006

cmts

Crying myself to sleep

Since I can't sleep, Ima cmts.

by Yep.p April 9, 2017

Cmts

Cry Myself To Sleep

I caught feelings...CMTS

by 1dolla2dolla August 28, 2020

catsup

Catsup (cat soup) = What ALF likes!

Catsup, cat juice, hot or cold, big deal. Fuckhead about it!

by Beddy Cocker July 29, 2006

Catsum

Australian term for

Raging, flaming, flat out faggot

I'm sorry for calling you a faggot, you catsum!

Justin Bieber is a catsum

German G German is quite the catsum

by Ratface June 28, 2016

Catsurbation

When one is jacking off, and he's about to cum, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one's penis juice.

Methodman Detox (Gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to Megan Fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be semen'd on the poor kitty's face, formerally known as boots.

MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."

by Rainb0wWalrus August 3, 2009