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mini clydesdale

A miniature size of a Clydesdale horse. Can easily be transported by a truck, belonging to a Lucky Jeans Brand model. One of which is nothing but a tomboy who loves her jeans! The owner most likely does not ride this mini Clydesdale, because they do not posses the skill to train the horse, but uses it only as a toy in hopes of getting more friends.
Robbie: "Daaaang I wanna be HER friend! She has a mini Clydesdale!"
by pandahat January 19, 2009
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Clydesdale

Ladies who are possessed to wear incredibly high-heeled shoes without contemplating the amount of walking involved to get to their late night destination. Their lack of grace and the sound they make stomping about resembles that of a Clydesdale horse. It is a common occurrence on a weekend evening in any city with a night club scene.
These chicks in White Plains are clomping around like a bunch of Clydesdales... and they need to put on some clothes too. Damn hussies
by Whatshername. November 24, 2010
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The Clydesdale

The act of walking and shitting whilst drunk in a strangers home during a party. Preferably in a unoccupied room so it will be found at a later time. Also referred to as shit walking.
D.J. pulled The Clydesdale at this stuck up girl's house party, thus usurping the Upper Decker as the preferred means of getting even with someone. upper decker
by D.A.C.A October 30, 2010
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clydesdale

That fine mama right there is a clydesdale.
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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Clydesdale

This word originates from the large Clydesdale horses. They are known for putting in enormous amounts of work with little success.
A clydesdale is a guy who clocks long hours of work with girls and is a cuntmug.
Pete dude...Mike Boden puts in more work than the Budweiser Clysdales and he never pulls. He is living with his 1 month girlfriend next year...fuckin clydesdale stop piggying you cuntmug.
by Colton April 4, 2005
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clydesdale scale

a unit of measurement used to determine how ugly a girl is.
Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"
by huckinator June 19, 2004
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Clydesdoodle

An abnormally large larbordoodle dog that has the grace and swagger as a Clydesdale.
Sookie is going to be sooooo big! She's a clydesdoodle
by DarleneOliviaPope August 3, 2017
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