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Clusterfuckian

A new species of people who fuck everything up they touch. Their failure of some complete, it can only be explained at the DNA level. Their ideas seem perfect to them but of you have to execute their plan, chaos is the order of the day.
Who thought this was a good idea? I dunno, the clusterfuckian who hired us?
by Captain Kato July 7, 2022
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clusterfuckification

The state in which all manner of impossibility is suddenly realized and recognized as functioning expressly so as to competely thwart every single effort towards a particular goal, end result, determined purpose, good faith effort, tedious attempt, and apt action, thereby totally hallting and prohibiting all further effort, entirely rendering useless all plans, actions, effort, progress and determination toward a particular goal, project, effort, workload, objective, hope, and intended action, goal, agenda, cause, purpose, or intention, anihilating all progress and future capacity to return to its actualization or realization or completion.
When the bucket of water fell from above the doorway onto him, it was the last straw. There was nothing to go right before or to go right thereafter. He then realized he had found himself in a clusterfuckification like no other.
by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023
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