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clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.
Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.
by earth2kelly August 4, 2009
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clusterfaith

The righteous Christian feelings that are generated, amplified and widely spread when a person in high authority says something and convinces just one disciple, then ALL people believe that disciple in everything he says.... soon, everyone has the same faith.

It's a clusterfaith!
Bob was not positive the Ark could actually hold 2 of every species existing during the times of Moses. But, when Billy Graham spoke on Sunday and verified the claim as being fact, Bob was swept up in a clusterfaith experienced by millions in every country of the world, one which no court could possible defeat.
by You rReal Name November 25, 2020
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Clusterful

My class was so clusterful, it's not even funny. Motherfuckers didn't get one word I said.
by Atomic42 October 21, 2008
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clusterfarg

The thing that is seizure-inducing in the arbitrary mayhem and randomness that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is.
"We always love things which reinforce our own beliefs. I played SSBB with friends and found it to be a seizure-inducing clusterfarg of arbitrary mayhem and randomness."
by Lord Sir of Master August 22, 2008
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Clusterfarce

A version of clusterfuck that you can get away with saying in class (even if you are the teacher).
Our country is suffering from congressional clusterfarce
by Dr. Wierdsmith February 3, 2020
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clusterfarqary

Clusterfarqary is the term used when you are not directly involved in a Clusterfuck. It is a Clusterfuck observed from a distance. It can be a multiple Clusterfuck situation. It can also be a premonition of a Clusterfuck event where certain actions are observed that will eventually lead to a Clusterfuck.
Clusterfarqary is afoot, having that group of people attend this event. The inexperience of our leader assures us that clusterfarqary is wantonly approaching.
by Lucky-Phill April 2, 2024
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