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After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.
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a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003
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2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.
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Nate: I know, right.
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flucktard: A man tries to pokes a hole in a sheet of glass with out breaking the glass. Someone running into the wall, on purpose. Cutting yourself without expecting to bleed. Jcumping off of your house roof.
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by David Moreen December 24, 2008
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While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.
by tragicvanity July 31, 2017
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