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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 

The most Horrible show ever created for little children it is nightmare fuel
Do not watch this show
It will ruin your Childhood
John: Hey have you ever seen Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?
James: Yes... It was horrible! Never again.
John: I know Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ruined my childhood.

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CLUBHOUSE 2006

1. A large bunk with four rooms and one center room, where 35 girls and 9 counselors (eventually becoming sisters and mommies) live for two months.

2. A place where everyone knows who their true friends are.

3. 35 girls that only eat cup noodles, easy mac, and extreme amounts of candy.

4. Crazy girls who would prefer running around the camp naked in the rain than the stupid camp activites.

5. Where all the camp spirit really lays.

6. The only place where counselors come in in the middle of the night, blind fold us, and take us half way around the camp, just to get to the tennis courts right next to the bunk.

7. People who spend their days making shirts and the nights looking at the stars, reflecting on their summer, and crying at just the thought leaving this place they call home.

8. This is the place where green and white is found, and the memories that we share here will last a life time.
The last time i saw those clubhouse 2006 girls was when they all ran outside naked in the rain and never went to bed!
CLUBHOUSE 2006 by Clubhouse Girl December 23, 2006

African Clubhouse

Two or more people lie down in the bed of a truck with a closed bed cover and perform clubhouse activities. Named for the fact that everything is black therefore "African" and "Clubhouse" for the clubhouse activities that take place.
Four dudes busted an African Clubhouse, we think they were jackin each other off.
African Clubhouse by Jamie Zuk November 16, 2006

Clubhouse 

Mostly known for saying the term “noodle”, which is a term used to describe a weak arm in baseball
Clubhouse player- Catchers got a noodle!
*clubhouse player proceeds to get thrown out*
Opposing team- Noodle who?
Clubhouse by NoodleArm June 15, 2018

clubhouse sandwich 

when you're laying in bed between two six-year olds
i had a clubhouse sandwich last night with Timmy and Billy

Clubhouse 

a rather popular bar/club in Lexington KY, featuring the best DJ’s, music, bartenders, drinks and atmosphere the city has to offer.
guy 1: “are we going to clubhouse tonight?”

guy 2: “i love that place! i heard the house is what you make it.”
Clubhouse by sweetbasil November 23, 2021

Clubhouse 

a rather popular bar/club in Lexington KY, featuring the best DJ’s, music, bartenders, drinks and atmosphere the city has to offer.
guy 1: “are we going to clubhouse tonight?”

guy 2: “i love that place! i heard the house is what you make it.”
Clubhouse by sweetbasil November 23, 2021