Cloverfield

Quite possibly one of the lamest movies ever.

Girl: This party is so Cloverfield.
Boy: Right, like the movie, which was equally as lame.

by Chronicles of Crystal July 7, 2008

cloverfield shit

Used to describe any situation or thing that is particularly terrifying.

"Bro that is some fuckin' cloverfield shit right there yo"

"Dude you shoulda seen this thing I cleaned outta my shower drain this morning that was some cloverfield-ass shit right there dogg"

"Yo, fuck that cloverfield shit"

by Mogens Brix-Kjielgaard February 25, 2008

Cloverfield

To do something with the intention of creating excessive, empty hype over something little if any people know anything about, especially in relationship to an upcomming movie.
To fall for such a scheme.

Hud: This is going to be the best film ever!
Rob: Don't fall for people trying to Cloverfield you, Hud.

by Jordan Lowndes January 14, 2008

cloverfield

A monster that fall from the sky and crapes of little spiders that make people explode. also one that makes people go find there girlfriends that have a big spike through their chest!
To the monster it is like a video game (smashing the bridge got me 2000 points once said the monster).

yah 2000 points!!!! OMG i got a new high score on cloverfield THE GAME sista!

by xxelex March 1, 2008

Cloverfield

Name for the 2008 movie about the giant snake/eagle monster which invades russia/new york on a Argentinian sabotage mission. Information was leaked by one of the camera men in the studios. Monster is said to have small eagle like wings, and most of its body is covered in feces. In the feces is small bacteria made out of nuclear radiation which infect humans and turn them into large salamanders.

"I heard the monster was a whale shit."

"No, dumbass, it's an eagle/snake shit."

Cloverfield

by Muhammed Muhammed January 9, 2009

cloverfield

An ultimately disappointing movie that made me sick with its damn camera. Also a shit ending.

Cloverfield simply didn't live up to the hype. It wasn't terrible, but it didn't live up to it.

by Adrian January 19, 2008

Cloverfielded

To get your hopes crushed by a movie you thought was going to be really awesome. Usually sends the viewer into a blind rage that can only be tempered by playing Super Mario 64.

Chris- Cloverfield looked so awesome but i only got half of a movie.

Jeremy- Well man you just got Cloverfielded. (Chris breaks down in tears)

by Consuela la Plata January 19, 2008