Cloverfielded 

To have one of your possessions completely ravaged so that is looks like New York City post-Cloverfield.

"WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR CAR?!"
"It was Cloverfielded when this bitch who backed her car into me in the parking lot."

Cloverfielded by Ho'Nique D November 2, 2008

Cloverfielded 

To get your hopes crushed by a movie you thought was going to be really awesome. Usually sends the viewer into a blind rage that can only be tempered by playing Super Mario 64.

Chris- Cloverfield looked so awesome but i only got half of a movie.

Jeremy- Well man you just got Cloverfielded. (Chris breaks down in tears)

Cloverfielded by Consuela la Plata January 19, 2008

Cloverfield 

So far the best movie of 2008, and will probably remain one of the best by the end of this year. It's a movie about a group of friends who film a going-away party for their friend Rob when all of a sudden, a monster attacks New York City. Rudy Giuliani handles the situation very well by using excessive military force to destroy the slums of New York while the monster creates a distraction.
Most people hate this movie because they claim that the movie gave them a severe headache and diarrhea, and they also claimed that the movie had no plot. In order to avoid the side effects of the movie, sit closer to the back, refrain from eating, and look down and close your eyes to readjust your sense of equilibrium. This movie does not need a plot for those who made the 2nd statement. When a city is attacked, you don't ask questions. You survive, then you ask questions.
Many people don't understand this movie for what it is. Footage of a group of friends as they struggle to survive a bizarre event which they have no information on.

Spectator 1: I'm speechless, that movie was awesome.

Spectator 2: That was the worst movie I ever saw. I could go film myself on a merry-go-round and give people the same reaction.

Spectator 1: Maybe if you had some imagination, you would feel what the actors were feeling and enjoy Cloverfield for what it is.

Cloverfield by BLett January 11, 2009

Cloverfield 

To recruit an individual or individuals for a project that they know nothing about, or that they do not discover the purpose of until much later.

Nobody's told us anything about why we're running all over town. I'm starting to think we've been Cloverfielded.

Cloverfield by Massu July 23, 2008

cloverfield 

code name for the 2008 unamed movie. 1/18/08

man you hear about that new unamed movie?
oh yea was it called cloverfield?

cloverfield by Henry Chen October 23, 2007

Cloverfield 

Actually a very good movie. Many critics and movie-goers loved it, but the film catches a bad rap because people who don't understand the film love to trash it.
The film is shot in a documentary style which adds to the realism and excitement of the movie, and the ending was the best way to cap it off. I can't wait for the sequel.

Film Fan: Cloverfield was sick! I loved it!

Dumbass: Actually I hated Cloverfield, but I loved Meet the Spartans.

Film Fan: You must not have understood what Cloverfield was trying to accomplish, and you clearly have bad taste.

Cloverfield by Viiizkyy January 25, 2008

Cloverfield 

The act of grabbing someone by the shoulders and kneeing them in the nutsac. A common practice among Northeasterners.

"Oh, man, did you see the way Aiden just Cloverfielded Nick? That's gotta hurt!"

Cloverfield by Richard Alpert June 20, 2008