clouted

To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.

Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage

by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018

rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

by James Conrad May 20, 2008

Cloudie

One who likes to eat cheese sandwiches at four in the morning whilst sitting on tiny elephants and shouting ELEPHANT FESTIVAL!!!

You're doing a Cloudie!

by Ellen Cummings October 9, 2008

cloutiest

Cloutiest: (Adj) Having the most clout.

See Clout

Those glasses are the cloutiest glasses I have ever seen.

by Muffinn123435246 October 13, 2017

clauie

Maganda, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, admiring, adorable.

Clauie is very pretty.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

Clovie

The name of the monster of the 2008 horror film, Cloverfield.

Did anyone find leaked pics of Clovie, yet?

by Jordon Lowndes January 20, 2008

clowie

Crazy ass muthafuka . Sweet caring and beautiful. She is very loyal and when she falls in love she is deeply in love with her partna and will never give up on anyone . She loves to sing and cares a lot about other people . When times get rough give her stance because she's can be one mad cookie . The sound of her name sounds like the sweet ocean breeze on a sunny day . If you ever meet a clowie you won't regret it .

Clowie looks like a fly muthafuka today

by clowbuggy August 12, 2015