closedonut

When you rage and cry at a video game like so, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP MAN IM LOOSING

(this was made by closedonut don't use it to bully me)

dude stop raging at this game, you sound like closedonut

by CloseDonut June 20, 2019

closer to the sun

an abolutely amazing song by the band slightly stoopid...hellz yea

Closer to the sun, and far from the moon

by Robotcow January 5, 2009

fc closer

a meme for the twitch streamer FrostedGH

FC stands for "Full Combo"

Closer is the easiest song on expert difficulty in GH3, so players new to expert would "brag" that they FC'ed Closer.
The irony of this statement was not lost on many, so it became a meme.

A: Dude! I just FC'ed Jordan! It was so difficult!

B: fc closer lul

by Matt_Money April 30, 2019

closed text

when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation

guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!

by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009

closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

by esteguey October 31, 2007

Pools Closed

The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.

47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed

by ForTheLulzzz May 11, 2009

ClosedAI

Used to describe the transformation of OpenAI from a non-profit to a for-profit entity, highlighting the shift away from its original stances on open collaboration and transparency.

Elon, what are you going to name the new research lab? Please name it ClosedAI, and then actually make it open source and non-profit.

by Reavery February 28, 2023