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CLOGNIFFS

Clogniffs, ADJ: A word expressing disgust, dissapproval and/or discontent. Started as that funny noise made by a person clearing their throat, and became a derivation of words such as chhh, what the..., or ewwww.
Example 1:

Danny: Um, Morgan just flaked again, he always does that.

Pablo: Clogniffs...
by rockstar myers November 4, 2011
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Clunge Clog

The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.

The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.
Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?

Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!
by gonzo89cb October 17, 2009
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clonger

A turd that is too big to flush.
Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.
by DavidBowieBowie March 4, 2009
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clogan

a person with a rural place of birth that relocates, adopts a metropolitan lifestyle, sometimes fitting into middle to high society, but remaining a bogan at heart. a classy bogan.
princess mary of denmark is a clogan - grew up in tasmania, australia and is now royalty (and appearing refined, beautiful and demure) however remains a bogan at heart.
by Clogan August 13, 2012
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Clerge

Refers to the action of violating a minor in the confession box
Pope Francis on his private story “You just got clerged!”

Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her

Past Tense: You just got clerged!
by The_Clerger June 9, 2023
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Chris Clogumbus

Chris Clogumbus thought he found America, but he had accidentally discovered India. The Indish people ate his lungs, as a welcoming tradition in their religion. They all ate cheese and lived happily ever after. dne ehT
Chris Clogumbus was very clogumby
by theflying_egg September 18, 2020
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Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.
I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
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