Clonk

An Onomatopoeia, defining the act of hitting someone (preferably in the head) with an object that is guaranteed to make a noise. Some of these items can include things like a Pringles can, Frying pan, Gong, Metal pipe, or a Dodgeball.

Person 1: Dude I'm about to clonk this guy in the head with a can of Pringles
Person 2: Bro this is gonna be so hilarious
(Clonk)
Person 3: OW.

by VaporwaveyVibes January 19, 2024

clonks

boots (plural)
typically with a platform

look at these clonks arent they so nice i mean the shape is a little weird but theyre nice

by runcrew November 10, 2021

Clonk

To thicken; thick

"I just gotta clonk this batter up a bit."

"Damn girl, your ass is lookin so clonk!"

by TheNewShakespear July 26, 2022

Clonk

To thicken; thick

"I just gotta clonk this batter up a bit."

"Damn girl, your ass is lookin so clonk!"

by TheNewShakespear July 26, 2022

clonke

clonke is a silly person.

“you’re such a clonke”

by bxguette October 13, 2020

Clonking

When you get your bussy pounded so hard you puke all over the bed.

Alternatively, there's another form of Clonking that involves being pounded so hard you cum all over the bed and shit and puke at the same time.

Luci: Dude, I got a harsh Clonking last night.
Quake: Real

by Lxthargy November 28, 2023

Clonking

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface

"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."

by Freak Wizard May 25, 2025