Coddletard

Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.

I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.

I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.

by JonnyComment September 8, 2013

croddle

(v) It is the act of somebody, whether for sexual pleasure or for punishment of the recipient, sits down on a persons chest, as though they are about to take a shit. They then repetedly slap the person in the face, as hardly, or softly, as they feel fit with their cock

When Anthony got mad at me he croddled me until I bruised.

i just feel like croddling a girl right now.

by Awesome Jimmy October 2, 2007

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

Coddle city

when a child is coddled all of the time

Laney lives in coddle city, she gets away with EVERYTHING

by olive pizza because April 18, 2020

CODdler

When someone immaturely throws a tantrum in Call Of Duty for losing. Or any FPS. Like a toddler lashes out for not getting their way.

Player 1 "F**k you! There's no way I should've lost that! You no skill bitch!"
Player 2 " Sounds like another CODdler to me. Whine some more why don't cha?"

by GDN_212 March 27, 2021

choddler

noun (plural: choddlers, feminine: choddlet)
pronounced chode -ler
A young/infant child who has (or is) a chode and usually belongs to a group of chodren.

Skinny man: how many chodren u got?
Fat bastard: i gots 6 plus a lil choddler and choddlet.
Skinny man: how old are they??
Fat bastard: dem choddler twins is just 4 years old.
Skinny man: kool

by milkfat May 10, 2009