Shum Cocktail

“The result of unintentional impregnation with a mix of Shit and Cum - Ejaculating in a woman’s vagina after having had anal sex with ample cock soiling by fecal matter followed by impregnation of the woman where the excrement contaminated the insemination process and hence effects the personal development of the fathered child”.

Look at this dipshit – Ill bet his parents had a Shum Cocktail.

by Nihilist 1 September 16, 2009

Mouthwash cocktail

To drink a shot of Tequila chased promptly by a Smint

Best served chilled

We'll take four jagerbombs and one mouthwash cocktail

by Smidster July 10, 2019

Brompton Cocktail

Cocaine, Heroin, and Alcohol mixed together. Given to cancer patients.

Matt: Doc! I'm dying!
Syn: Get him some fucking Brompton Cocktail.
Jimmy *Searching for a steak taco*: Sure.

by RudyTheGreat121 June 20, 2011

Cum cocktail

When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.

In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.

Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.

by Monsieur C January 16, 2014

Cocktail Shower

Like a regular shower, but with a cocktail. Could be at cocktail hour, or could be at 10 AM. A cocktail shower is appropriate at any time of day.

Friend 1: You seem happy today!

Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!

by LongBombs May 13, 2020

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.

Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.

by picklepatty November 13, 2011

prison cocktail

A mixture of bodily fluids used by prison inmates to hurl at victims, consisting of saliva, blood, semen, and feces, or any combination thereof.

The prison guard was put on medical leave after having a prison cocktail thrown in his face.

by alunimumbat October 20, 2010