Cock Blocker

when the male is prevented from getting punani due to a third wheel

Meg and Sean was about to get freaky till Missys cock blcoking ass jumped in

by monet July 14, 2004

cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.

Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

cock blocker

to deny intimate interaction between a dude and chick with sexual intentions.

holy crap. dylan's mom is a cock blocker!

by jay c June 24, 2004

cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.

"Danna is such a cock blocking bitch" - Stiffler

by Stiffler November 7, 2004

Cock Blocker

a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.

Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

cock blocker

A person who tries to stop a person from gettin some .

alonzo is a cock blocker. he introduced me to her only to try to go out with her a minute later

by Clinton o February 22, 2009