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Double Clickin the Mouse

A term used to describe the act of female masturbation.
I was in bed last night, and I woke up from a dream, and just had to double click my mouse.
by The Alli November 29, 2004
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Double-clicking the Mouse

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm
I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.
by hgt876 April 25, 2009
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Clicking hand

The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.

The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.
It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.

My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.
by wazzaaaaap June 27, 2009
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Dick Clittington

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'
by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010
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clicking the mouse

Term used to express when a female is masterbating
Sara was so horny last night and was all alone, so she started clicking the mouse.
by Tracy January 27, 2004
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double clicking her mouse

a way that guys refer to the females masturbation process.
Last night I caught my girlfriend double clicking her mouse.
by kimi_kat22 May 7, 2008
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Clickin' Heels

To go home; to leave from someplace.
Fred: I'm clickin' heels. You commin?
George: No man, I think this hoe wants some brain.
Fred: Coo man. See ya later.
by Clara H. March 11, 2008
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