clitical cerebus

a vagina monster that consists of pubes and teeth.

a girl with a huge camel toe but realy its a clititcal cerebus. justin biebers mouth is a clitical cerebus.

by emosanuba March 9, 2011

cliticus

A morbidly obese clitoris with barbaric qualities.

Yo man, I was going down on jessica and pulled her panties down and there is was...Cliticus.

by Dei.mos June 14, 2017

clitdick

An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.

John, you're a clitdick.

by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

cliticism

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.

Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."

by CS_Pro May 4, 2014

clidickorus

When a females bean (clitorus) is heavily medicated with testosterone, juice, bicep water, or tube steak extract. Thus, said bean takes the form of an angry less functional Optimus Prime sized man in the boat.

Dude, I was spitting some game on this broad at the bar and looked down and saw that she had a big ole camel boner sized clidickorus. I still hit it but, her pinky sized clit keeper kept scratching my balls in a funny way. - Pharma

by Tpostmalone July 3, 2022

CLIDICK

A penis that is so small i could be mistaken for a clitoris

OR

a clitoris that is so bg it could be mistaken for a dick

look at my dick its like a half dick half clit, clidick!!

by daniel dole June 12, 2006