ClitterDick

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.

"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."

by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

Clittery Jittery

Where your girl is so aroused to the point that she starts to fear that she will break into a seizure.

Oh man.........Chad had me so clittery jittery last night I thought I was going to die!

by Skater550 August 28, 2017

clitterbate

When a girl masturbates primarily with the clitoris. She stimulates the clitoris until she arrives at orgasm.

Jennie: Hey Jeff, I have to go home
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night
Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life

by jryanc333 October 29, 2009

clitler

Small patch of pubic hair above the vagina. Looks like Hitler's moustache.

"I went down on her third reich last night and it had a clitler."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003

cliterally

a much funner way of saying literally

"i heard she cliterally slept with 5 guys"

by laurel-bee June 16, 2005

cliterus

When one obvious male does not know how to spell Clitoris.

guy: i like da cliterus
girl: ...You fail at life.

by Coobadoo December 31, 2005

cliterature

porn that rather than being shown as a picture or video is in text form and is described the the user

last night i was masturbating to some hot cliterature

by coxymoxy May 2, 2011