Los Angeles Clippers

shitty basketball team; used to be in San Diego; only 4 playoff berths in about 30 year history of franchise; never resign any good free agents; no playoff berths since '96; they suck ass

The Clippers owner must be retarded.

by 000 October 20, 2003

yom kippur clipper

A stereotypically jewish car, most commonly a big Caddy with Florida liscence plates.

Some old bluehair almost ran me down in her Yom Kippur Clipper.

by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005

Los Angeles Clippers

They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team. Their roster is full of gays such as Kaman, Davis, and Brian cook.

FUK THE CLIPPERS

Vinny likes pussy
Davis is a fatass

just look at their record in their past two years.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS=GARBAGE

by GOAAAN December 9, 2010

toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

by Big Ron and Cameron September 10, 2004

Clippering

The act of losing an NBA playoff Series when you had a commanding 3 games to 1 lead. ie: LA Clippers

Never being able to advance to the Conference Finals.

"That 3-1 lead was seemingly unsurmountable, but hold on, they are Clippering."

by Wineberserker May 19, 2015

Roman Clippers

A Roman Clipper is when a lady reveals her fat ass flaps that sway in the wind. You then becoma a brave Roman soldier and gather the courage to penetrate her somewhat hard to find vaginal hole that is hard to find past her flaps. with a subtle yet forceful penetrating motion you fist her and pinchthe inside of her vagina. with her gasping for more you pull out your roman sword and finish yourself off

The King Dogg: What did you get up to last night? you left so early.
Sir Purrs: I Left with that lady last night. She had fat ass clippers so i had no other option but to give her the old Roman Clipper.

I soldiered on with her large clippers and gave her a Roman Clippers

by Sir Purrss June 30, 2011

ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.

"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "

by JimTheMerchant April 3, 2020