climate

What the weather's like all the time.

If it's cold today, that's weather. If it's always cold, that's climate.

by lanteigne October 6, 2005

climate arsonist

A term popularized by Joe Biden which refers to a person in power who abdicates their responsibility to acknowledge climate change and make changes that are needed, thereby becoming complicit in the widespread fires.

Let’s rally ‘round this buffoon of a climate arsonist and watch the entire US go up in flames!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020

climate arsonist

A dramatic but apt nickname for the Trumpster.

Recently coined and used by Joe Biden, the term “climate arsonist” is entirely fitting for this inveterate blowhard climate change denier!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020

ClintEastwoodBradfield

Arrogant, self righteous, opinionated twag who thinks it's his mission in life to be offended by everything on everyone else's behalf.

"I can't believe he got offended by that joke"
"I know, he's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield"

by BenA December 17, 2003

Climate denier

Forget climate change, this person doesn’t believe that climate exists.

They believe the climate is a government conspiracy designed so that people would keep buying winter clothes and umbrellas. They are constantly insisting there’s never been any change in any climate conditions, even between June and January.

Oh no, those climate deniers are setting fire to umbrella stores again!

by truths only August 4, 2021

Climate Chad

As the green economy grows, we must acknowledge a new generation of "dude" who majors in whatever will make them the most money, and then goes on to rent an overpriced "luxury" condo in the most freshly gentrified neighborhood. First it was economics, then it was computer science. But recently, you may have noticed the lacrosse-proficient, white-smiled student athlete in your environmental science class, maybe even in Birkenstocks to virtue signal their allegiance to "the cause."

These, are the climate chads. Follow them on LinkedIn.

A: Did you see that Johnny is founding a solar dog house company?
B: Ugh, what a climate chad.

by PookSmokesFatBlunts October 3, 2022

Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.

'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.

by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023