Chicken Crimpy

The accidental act of one testicle slipping from your tight fitting underpants or budgie smugglers and being trapped between underpant and thigh.

Rushing to be first in the pool Luiz's poorly fitting budgie smugglers caused a rather embarrassing Chicken Crimpy to emerge that didnt delight family or friends

by baggers September 25, 2014

clippy

Making an insincere effort to be cheerfully helpful, with the unintended effect of inspiring resentment and, occasionally, violence from those nearby.

"Tell your clippy girlfriend I don't need her advice about my potato salad."

by jss11 November 5, 2007

clippy

The annoying paperclip (office assistant) that appears in Microsoft Office.

"Turn that fucking paperclip off!!!"

by Biohertz January 30, 2003

climp

A foolish person; one who does not do what asked.

Oi, Jim. Get over here you climp.

by blue blade February 4, 2005

climpt

A term to describe a meaningless action. As featured on Talksport and other radio stations.

Up until the age of eight all we did was climpt.

All the troops in Iraq were climpting together

by jatinder November 4, 2003

Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

Climp

Clown person that’s simpin over something or someone

Yo bro, i heard ian kasper was being a CLIMP for underage girls again man

by poorfie February 12, 2020