climate arsonist

A dramatic but apt nickname for the Trumpster.

Recently coined and used by Joe Biden, the term “climate arsonist” is entirely fitting for this inveterate blowhard climate change denier!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020

Climate denier

Forget climate change, this person doesn’t believe that climate exists.

They believe the climate is a government conspiracy designed so that people would keep buying winter clothes and umbrellas. They are constantly insisting there’s never been any change in any climate conditions, even between June and January.

Oh no, those climate deniers are setting fire to umbrella stores again!

by truths only August 4, 2021

Climate Chad

As the green economy grows, we must acknowledge a new generation of "dude" who majors in whatever will make them the most money, and then goes on to rent an overpriced "luxury" condo in the most freshly gentrified neighborhood. First it was economics, then it was computer science. But recently, you may have noticed the lacrosse-proficient, white-smiled student athlete in your environmental science class, maybe even in Birkenstocks to virtue signal their allegiance to "the cause."

These, are the climate chads. Follow them on LinkedIn.

A: Did you see that Johnny is founding a solar dog house company?
B: Ugh, what a climate chad.

by PookSmokesFatBlunts October 3, 2022

Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.

'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.

by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023

climate realist

The phrase people who deny the evidence for human-caused climate change use to describe themselves.

"Senator Cruz is a climate realist."

by Desertphile April 26, 2016

Clitage

Clitoral massage while having sex: stimulating the clitoris with your finger, leg or penis.

"She needed some clitage to have an orgasm when we first had sex."

by contiusa September 23, 2009

climate

The prevailing weather conditions of an area.

Holy crap dude the climate is hot here!

by kizzyy May 13, 2011