chicklit

Books that are normally written by and for young women that are usually humorous.

I love Confessions of a Shopaholic. I can relate so much.

by hillaryyy February 2, 2005

Chicklestation

Original meaning: Two Crazy Gaians who, one day, decided to talk about Chickens and their loss of feather.

Other Original Meaning: Two Asian Gaians who have touched and felt chickens in such a way that it is unimaginable... they made fried rice with chicken!

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Noun: "He's a chicklestator?"
Verb: "Let's go chicklestate something."
Adjective: "What a chicklestative act."
Interjection: "What the chicklestation?!"

by AzninLuv3 March 23, 2008

clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.

Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.

by Downstrike October 6, 2005

clickitis

The habit of repeatedly and continually clicking on the "yes", "ok" or "accept" button while you wait for the painfully slow internet to register your decision and only stop once the page has loaded.

Dwayne's computer crashed due an overload which was due to his severe case of clickitis but also just because his name was Dwayne.

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

Juggalo Checklist and Creedo

Juggalo Checklist:

___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)

___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)

___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits

___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)

___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me

___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go

___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated

___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.

___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:

I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.

Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?

Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!

by Plain Cat May 25, 2006

clickster

One of five members of the Clique. Found primarily in the vicinity of Washington, DC, but specifically known to favor the Capitol Hill and NorDu areas.

When observed in their natural habitat, clicksters are frequently seen:

1. drinking beer, brewing beer, talking about beer;

2. listening to music, making music, talking about music;

3. crab fighting, picking fights with bar girls, talking about zombie-fighting.

Though membership in the Clique is limited to the five original members (1. J-Dizzel, 2. J-Dizzel, 3. K-Dizzel, 4. K-Dizzel, 5. Cruise Director), they sometimes roll with a larger crew that includes Manny, Kenai, and occasionally Mr. Chucks.

Irrelevant Person: So what'd y'all get into last night?

K#4: We left the Players Club around 7 and went over to Clique Mansion for band practice. Picked up a 6-pack at McTalon's on the way, but we didn't need to because J-Dizzel had homebrew.

Irrelevant Person: Man, you guys are so cool. Can I hang with the Clique sometime?

J#1: Step off, son. Don't you know the Clique is for Clicksters?

by S#5 July 16, 2008

Clickity crackers

The multitudes of people with obnoxiously loud exhausts in small, rural American towns. Usually these exhausts are installed in unworked pickup trucks and harleys, kind of how like kids attach cards to their bike wheels to make them clickity clack.

“These clickity crackers blowing the shit out of franklin st in Westfield MA are fucking terrible”

by Shrikestep April 22, 2023