Something that MySpace apparently thinks is "cool" and that "kids get", evidenced by their use of it in a recent advertisment for themselves on their website.
"Hey, did you see that word 'cliptomaniac' on the banner at the top of MySpace?"
"Yeah, dude! The misspelling of that word in what looks like a terrible attempt at a pun makes me want to show my half-naked pre-pubescent body to all my 45-year-old pedaphiliac MySpace friends!"
"Yeah, dude! The misspelling of that word in what looks like a terrible attempt at a pun makes me want to show my half-naked pre-pubescent body to all my 45-year-old pedaphiliac MySpace friends!"
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Cleptogyniac: A sexually promiscuous man that is only attracted to married or attached women. He will usually feel a compulsion to steal such a woman away from her current partner, only to dump her shortly afterwards.
Hey dude, if you don't stop flirting with all the player's wives, folks are going to think you're a cleptogyniac.
by Time to Eat December 5, 2013
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Someone who is (improperly) labeled as a cleptomaniac and doesn't actually want the things they take and is afraid of people probably has a clyptomanic disorder instead.
by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006
Get the clyptomanic mug.Someone who cannot resist taking a souvenir from every new place he/she visits. It can be something as simple as a pen of lollipop from a bank, ranging to a pair of wangster shorts belonging to a boy from another team at a track/cross country meet. Kleptomaniacs are known to make up codenames for stolen items and their owners. also for excessive giggling.
(Cassie and Annie enter XC bus, giggling.)
Annie: Hey, you guys didn’t hear any weird noises, did you?
Cassie: Yea, your mom made some crazy noises last night!
Monkey Face: No… why?
Annie: I will tell you later. Not in front of Britter.
Guillerno: Were you guys looking at trees?
Britter: Trees? Don’t you mean flags? (cackles maniacally)
All: NO! What are you talking about, Victor?
Coach: Yea, Victor, what ARE you talking about?
(All laugh at Britter’s silliness.)
(Later, on bus ride home, with Britter safely terrorizing middle’uns.)
Monkey Face: Okay, what is it?
Annie: Hold on. (lifts up shirt)
Monkey Face: Whaaaat? Oh my GOSH!
(A traffic cone has been revealed under Annie’s seemingly preggers belly.)
(Cassie and Annie cackle maniacally.)
Monkey Face: Yalls are serious Kleptomaniacs, dawg.
Annie: Hey, you guys didn’t hear any weird noises, did you?
Cassie: Yea, your mom made some crazy noises last night!
Monkey Face: No… why?
Annie: I will tell you later. Not in front of Britter.
Guillerno: Were you guys looking at trees?
Britter: Trees? Don’t you mean flags? (cackles maniacally)
All: NO! What are you talking about, Victor?
Coach: Yea, Victor, what ARE you talking about?
(All laugh at Britter’s silliness.)
(Later, on bus ride home, with Britter safely terrorizing middle’uns.)
Monkey Face: Okay, what is it?
Annie: Hold on. (lifts up shirt)
Monkey Face: Whaaaat? Oh my GOSH!
(A traffic cone has been revealed under Annie’s seemingly preggers belly.)
(Cassie and Annie cackle maniacally.)
Monkey Face: Yalls are serious Kleptomaniacs, dawg.
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Get the craptomaniac mug.A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.
In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny-criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???
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