Cleaned Your Clock

slang for sexual intercourse
to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying

briar: say dave, when was the last time someone cleaned your clock?
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while

by ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ March 14, 2016

cleaned the stall

Performing oral sex on the ass.

Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.

by Just Dirty August 5, 2016

Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021

Cleaned Out the Pipes

That First big gutteral fart after taking a poop, meaning you didn't leave anything left in your bowels for the day.

AGHHHHHHH!!! Damn I just cleaned out the pipes after that loud fart! feel 10 lbs lighter!

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner

Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

cleaned house

do housework.

"they cleaned house, washed clothes, and cared for the children"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024