bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010

chastard

chick b*a*s*t*a*r*d
-just like b-a-s-t-a-r-d, a vulgar way to insult someone
-a nicer way to call a girl a *****

That chastard stole my boyfriend!

by Rennie13 January 16, 2008

Claptard

When a person is the last left clapping in a crowd, with everybody gazing at him/her in shame.

The feedback from the crowd was great, except for the claptard who was singled out.

by nikmet October 17, 2009

Castard

A tier Custard

See Jacob, its a word. CASTARD

by Botaku February 10, 2024