Charize

Charize is a very unique person, from the outside she is beautiful and sexy. She's smart and can be very direct. Charize can be playful and even silly when she is in her comfort zone. She is the sweetest person when things go her way. She is very loving and has the biggest heart when it comes to her loved ones. If you upset her, it's the complete opposite, she can get physical. All in all she's the woman to have by your side. She will have your back no matter what and she will not let you down. Charize is good Wife material and is someone you want to bring home to show the fam. She can be strict but she is the best mother to her kids. When she steps in the kitchen she becomes a 5 star chef, she can cook. If you have a Charize in your life, make sure you treat her like a Queen because she deserves it. If you had a Charize in your life, well you will always miss her.

I love Charize and precious.

by #iloveprecious September 25, 2019

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.

Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

by J.H.W. November 4, 2012