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Alex Claremont-Diaz

The main character of the queer masterpiece that is Red, White, and Royal Blue, Alex is the first son of the United States.

His mother is the first lady president and his dad is a California senator. Both parents are divorced but still make an effort to keep the family happy.

Alex deals with the hardships of learning about himself and his sexuality while falling hard for the handsome Prince Henry of Wales. When his mother finds out about the secret relationship between Alex and Henry, she tells Alex that it is very important that he either break off the relationship or, is he feels ‘forever’ about Henry, he must keep the relationship under secrecy and make sure the public doesn’t find out or it could ruin the election.

Alex is very interested in politics and does online schooling for it. By the end of the book, he finishes all his classes and is able to start working alongside his good friend, Luna.
“Alex Claremont-Diaz was falling for his sworn enemy, and he was falling HARD.”
by JustKian1231 September 5, 2022
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Clarendouche

Somoene who lives in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington Virginia, and exhibits the hallmarks of a pretentious douchebag.

A typical Clarendouche wears brown flip-flops and/or goofy pork pie hats. Clarendouches often are homosexual and have annoying toy dogs that bark a lot.
Phil: Why are there so many tools in that restaraunt? Is the faggot convention in town?

Andrew: They are holding a $95 per person wine tasting event. Expensive and crappy wine draws a Clarendouche like flies to shit.
by TGEoA June 24, 2011
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clardon

A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.
Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.
by Box Johnson June 23, 2010
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Claremont

A suburb located in eastern Los Angeles County. Home of the prestigious Claremont Colleges. 12 square miles of AWESOMENESS. Not to be confused with Clairemont, which is in San Diego.
Dude, stop trying to pretend you're from Claremont.
by Just your average Claremonter. January 14, 2005
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Claremont Girls

1) Middle school girls who think they're much older than they are.
2) Middle school girls who will go out with any guy who asks just because they want a boyfriend.
3) Middle school girls who would make out with any cute guy in the school.
4) Middle school sluts.

Or all of the above.
"Ohmygawsh, Becky, Claire is like, SUCH a claremont girl!"

"Ugh, I think my best friend is becoming a claremont girl."

"Hey, man, need a date? Just pick one of the claremont girls."
by Memous March 26, 2005
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Claremont Meadows

A small place in australia. The best fucking suburb in the world!
mate: where were you last night
me: claremont meadows
mate" THE claremont meadows
me: yeah
mate: fuck i wanna go there
by catttiiido January 27, 2012
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Don Clendon

When two people connect a tube between their assholes, and proceed to shit back and forth. The name is probably a reference to passing a cigar around.
Jimmy and I did a nice Don Clendon. I just loved the feeling of his poop inside my asshole.
by Ivana Kakenmee October 23, 2008
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